Pip-Squeakers: 2024 Presidentail Campaign Button
2 Piece Bundle Includes: Campaign Button Dog Toy & Human Button
Your pup's new favorite toy is about 3.5" across & an inch thick. Made of soft material, one side features the CTBG logo & the other has a fun Presidentail Campaign button design. The inside crinkle and easily accessible squeaker are guaranteed to make you wish it came with earplugs and a bottle of cheap wine.
The included Campaign Button for your dog's favorite human is a metal wrapped 2.25" x 2.25" circle with traditional pin clasp.
Appropriate for Small Dogs. Not for aggressive chewers.
All Pip-Squeakers toys are completely original designs by Momma Pip of Chews To Be Good, located on the Eastern Shore of Maryland.
Mr. Pip for President... Because why not?
🗸 Super Cute
🗸 Kind of Cranky
🗸 Doesn't Tweet
🗸 Generally Coherent
🗸 Multi-Shaded-Coat
🗸 Small but Identifies as Large
🗸 Not a Career Politician or Celebrity
🗸 Rejects Democrats and Republicans Equally
🗸 Feels Neutrally about Libertarians and Greenies
🗸 Leader of the Chews To Be Good Pack
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